|Other girls:||Starbucks, iPhone, boy bands, Uggs and yoga pants, John Green, endless drama over boys|
|Me:||impeccable waistcoat, Federalist Papers, loose constructionist, endless drama w/ Aaron Burr, I am Alexander Hamilton|
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
"Tumblr pretends to be open and all accepting, but just look at how they treat cis people: despicable."
when you kissin her neck and she weak all she can say is “bae stoooop”
when youre leaving class and the teacher gives a last minute assignment